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The book is free. Help me promote it.

Every chapter is free on this site and it's staying that way. I will never charge for the book itself. But if a gringo's dating disasters made you laugh, a contribution helps promote it, so more people get to enjoy my bad decisions.

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Do I have to pay to read the book?

No. Every chapter is free, with no signup and no paywall. I will never charge for the book itself.

Where does the money go?

To promoting the book, so more people find it.

Is this a subscription?

No. One contribution, that's it.

What happens after I contribute?

You land on a thank-you page with the downloads and next steps for your tier, and Stripe emails you a receipt.

Will my story definitely be shared on Instagram?

Yes, at $5.99 and up, as long as it's something I can post.

How does the chance at a later edition work?

It's part of the $20 tier. I choose the stories that fit a later edition, so it isn't guaranteed.

What about new chapters?

The book is still being written. New chapters show up on the site for free, whether you contribute or not.

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