18+ and single. Obviously.
So you want to date the gringo?
Three questions, each one a callback to the book. Score high enough and you've earned the right to slide into my WhatsApp. Low score? Slide in anyway.
Question 1 of 3
Callback: Introduction ↗Since I was a kid, I have dreamed of the jacket-over-a-puddle move. No plan for the wet jacket.
It starts pouring on our first date. What do you expect from me?
Question 2 of 3
Callback: Chapter 4 ↗After a beach meetup I texted someone: "Nice to meet you. Make sure you choose the right one."
I send you that exact text. Your move?
Question 3 of 3
Callback: Chapter 3 ↗My sushi-date fortune cookie said: "You should explore your feminine side."
We crack open fortune cookies and mine says exactly that. You:
Now the hard part
In Chapter 7, a comedian opened with a tandem-bike getaway from a crime, and I answered "Front or back?" The bar is set. Write me your opening line.